Cucumber Split? It’s Just Not The Same

So we’ve been pondering the perfect dessert for a while now. We’ve given you an amazing banana cake recipe and Jamie Oliver’s 30 minute banoffee pie, and now we bring you a cucumber split.

I’m sure you’ll all agree- it’s just not the same.

Its just not the same!

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Love a bit of cake.

You know what can be devastating? The moment you realise you’ve let your bananas get that little bit too ripe to eat. We all like our bananas differently. Some go green, others perfectly yellow and some of us are fond of a bit of bruising, but even those people have their limits. Sometimes those bad boys are just too ripe. What a waste. Well never fear, we’re here to help. Ditch the jeans and grab some pants with an elastic waistband because this recipe isn’t the healthiest of choices, but it’s certainly worth the extra calories.

Oh yes, we’re talking cake. And where there’s banana cake, there’s cream cheese frosting. We can hear your stomachs grumbling already…

This recipe is from Wives with Knives.

Ingredients
  • 2-1/4 cups sifted cake flour
  • 2-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1-1/4 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup shortening
  • 1 cup mashed ripe bananas (2 or 3)
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup buttermilk
  • FROSTING:
  • 8 ounces cream cheese
  • 6 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 cups sifted powdered sugar
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease well and flour two 8 inch layer cake pans or a 9×13 inch baking pan.
  2. Into the large bowl of an electric mixer sift flour with baking powder, soda, salt and sugar.
  3. Add shortening, bananas and vanilla. At low speed beat just until combined.
  4. At medium speed beat 2 minutes, occasionally scraping side of bowl with rubber scraper.
  5. Add eggs and buttermilk, beat 2 minutes longer.
  6. Pour batter into prepared pans and bake layers 30-35 minutes, oblong pan 40-45 minutes or until surface springs back when gently pressed with fingertip.
  7. Cool in pans 10 minutes. Remove from pans and cool thoroughly on a wire rack. Fill with sweetened whipped cream and sliced bananas or with cream cheese frosting.
  8. CREAM CHEESE FROSTING: Beat cream cheese with butter and vanilla until well combined. Gradually add powdered sugar until you reach the consistency and sweetness that suits your taste.

Enjoy! And in advance, you’re welcome.